My random self. 19 ✌️ BONES, Demily, the nanny, x-files. Childhood. Pokémon. Harry Potter, Hunger Games Percy Jackson.I LOVE ANIMALS

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT

{ I am up to no good. }

officialunitedstates:

kuro-ai:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  sailors call the right side of the boat the starboard because stars only appear on the right side of the sky.  always. 

You sure about that?

always

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

kisswithatear:

Home Away from Home (Digimon Adventure)

kisswithatear:

Home Away from Home (Digimon Adventure)

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

(Source: poppunksuperstar)

If the signs were mythological creatures:

  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter
comickergirl:

comickergirl:

Admittedly not so much a crossover as an excuse to draw suits. 

Rebloggin’ for daylight hours

comickergirl:

comickergirl:

Admittedly not so much a crossover as an excuse to draw suits. 

Rebloggin’ for daylight hours

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

image

There you see her, sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say but there’s something about her
And you don’t know why but you’re dying to try, you wanna
Kiss the girl

(Source: pvradiso)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Nostalgia is a
dirty liar
that insists things
were better
than they seemed.

Michelle K., I Can’t Stop Questioning It. (via lashtn)